What did the wand say to the magician? I wand-er if the magician can do real magic!
What type of feeling do you get when you play a board game? You get bored!
What happens when you see a smack of jellyfish? You get smacked!
Why are fish so smart? They swim in a school!
What do cheetahs do when they play a game? They cheat!
What do lambs drink? Lamb-onade!
What do you get when you cross a flower and an egg? An eggplant!
What do you say to Bugs Bunny in Rapunzal? Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny let down your hare!
What do you get when you cross a dog and some fire? A hotdog!
What do you get when your pet cat eats your pet fish? A catfish!
Which part of your house do you live in most? The living room!
Where do you keep your golf clubs? In a clubhouse!
Where can you find milk in space? In the Milky Way!
Who lives in your nose and is scary? The Boogy Man!
How long do you use a deck of cards for a card game? For a deck-aid!
Why do you get money on the sides of rivers? There are some banks there!
Why are baby goats so small? they're kids!
You sound like Tse Hao when he was your age. Always giving us riddles.And JJ also likes Ben 10.You cousins have the same tastes.Will drop in your blog from time to time. Love. Poh2.
ReplyDeleteHey, happy birthday,cousin.Enjoy your day. If you were back in Malaysia, we probably would have our birthday's celebrated on the same day since our birthday dates are only one day away =)
ReplyDeleteAnyways,hope you have a happy birthday!