Joshua's Omnitrix Zone

Jokes

2009-04-17T18:04:00.000-07:00

What did the wand say to the magician? I wand-er if the magician can do real magic!

What type of feeling do you get when you play a board game? You get bored!

What happens when you see a smack of jellyfish? You get smacked!

Why are fish so smart? They swim in a school!

What do cheetahs do when they play a game? They cheat!

What do lambs drink? Lamb-onade!

What do you get when you cross a flower and an egg? An eggplant!

What do you say to Bugs Bunny in Rapunzal? Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny let down your hare!

What do you get when you cross a dog and some fire? A hotdog!

What do you get when your pet cat eats your pet fish? A catfish!

Which part of your house do you live in most? The living room!

Where do you keep your golf clubs? In a clubhouse!

Where can you find milk in space? In the Milky Way!

Who lives in your nose and is scary? The Boogy Man!

How long do you use a deck of cards for a card game? For a deck-aid!

Why do you get money on the sides of rivers? There are some banks there!

Why are baby goats so small? they're kids!

Monsters Vs Aliens 3-D

2009-04-13T18:41:00.001-07:00

On Tuesday 7th April mummy, Joanne and I went to the movies. We saw Monsters Vs Aliens on 3-D. In the movie Gallaxhar wanted the Quantonium back when the meteor crashed into Susan. The meteor had the Quantonium inside it.

The humans were Derek, the president, Susan's parents and the other people. Susan used to be a human but she turned into Ginormica, a monster when the meteor hit her. The monsters were Link, BOB, Insectosaurus and Dr cockroach. The only alien was Gallaxhar and his computer in his spaceship.

Insectosaurus got hit by the spaceship's lazer. Then Insectosaurus turned into a butterfly. After the monsters defeated Gallaxhar they flew to Paris to fight a giant snail. My favourite monsters were Insectosaurus, BOB and Link.

We wore glasses that felt a bit funny. The movie was great!

Why I Like Ben 10

2009-04-11T16:22:00.000-07:00

I like Ben 10 because there are many different aliens in the Omnitrix that can do different things.

For excample, XLR8. He can run very fast! My favourite aliens are: Cannonbolt, Four Arms and Heatblast. I like Canonbolt because he can roll up into a ball and when he is in a ball he is very hard to crush. I like Four Arms because he is super strong. I like Heatblast because he can shoot out flames and I think its cool.

Some of Ben's enemies are Vilgax, Sixsix, Kraab and Ghostfreak but Ben always beats them.

Good Friday Holiday

2009-04-10T19:42:00.000-07:00

On Friday my family went to Warrook Cattle Farm. The first animals we saw were the bulls, cows and lambs. I fed the lambs but it was disgusting!

Next we saw the working dogs and the sheep. The working dogs chased the sheep back to their pen. The dogs were very clever.

After we saw the dogs and sheep we saw sheep shearing by one of the workers. I felt the sheep after it was sheared. The skin was a little oily and there were a few small cuts on the skin. The worker said it would heal very quickly.

Then we had lunch. I ate a drumstick, peas and half of mummy's beef. YUMMY!! Then we left.

Next we went to ''a Maze and Things''. We went to the illusion room first. Then the maze. We were supposed to find the four flags. I could only see two, one red, one purple. We found the purple flag.

I also played minigolf and got a hole in one on hole fourteen. Next we left.

We went to the Penguin Parade and I think we saw at least twenty-five penguins. They were so small. They looked like birds.

I was very tired when we got home but it was a great day.

My First Blog Entry

2009-04-10T19:29:00.001-07:00

Hmm, Mummy says I could have my own blog.

I asked, "What for?"

She said, "So that you could write down things that you've seen, places you've gone too or just any funny jokes that you've created. You can write anything and keep it there forever. It will be like a diary on the internet for you."

I thought, "Hmm, cool."

So here I am, posting my very first entry. Well, actually Mummy is doing that for me so that I know what to do next time. Let's see how it looks like.